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jcatgrl:

crumplehornedsnorkacked:

what is nega-ohio please tell me

nega-ohio is the opposite of everything that ohio consists of, such as corn, soybeans, astronauts, and despair. ohioans’ bodies cannot handle this sudden and confusing influx of happiness, so they generally die of surprise, fear, and/or adrenaline rush.

jcatgrl:

crumplehornedsnorkacked:

what is nega-ohio please tell me

nega-ohio is the opposite of everything that ohio consists of, such as corn, soybeans, astronauts, and despair. ohioans’ bodies cannot handle this sudden and confusing influx of happiness, so they generally die of surprise, fear, and/or adrenaline rush.